Old Man Rock

All you young’uns think that you’re too cool for school, On probation for violation of the golden rule. Well, there’s a few dirty tricks you don’t know yet, Chasin’ revelation on the Internet. Experience and a little mendacity Are bigger than your megabyte capacity.

That sweet little thing in baby blue, I suppose you think that she’s in love with you. Wearing a dress that’s hardly there, Nearly make me fall right out of my rocking chair. She could learn a couple new tricks from me If the law didn’t say it was a felony.

I can understand you want to do as you please, But the cash that you’ve been spending doesn’t grow on trees. Doing a little yard work might not get you many thrills, But I don’t see your World of Warcraft paying any bills. You say your old man must be in a rut? I'll come over there and shove my cane right up your...

Boy, you haven’t been on this Earth so long, And everything you think that you know is wrong. You feel so cool, but after a while, All the moves you learned will go out of style. You think you discovered sex and porn? If your mama’d been a good girl, you’d’a never been born!